Whore GymFailz Tank

WHORE. GymFailz Tank – Performance Labs Edition
Tested in the gym. Approved in the group chat.

Crafted by the totally real scientists at WHORE™ Performance Labs, this 100% cotton tank combines cutting-edge thirst technology with dangerously high levels of gym-floor drama. It's breathable, form-flattering, and soft enough to make people wonder if you're emotionally available (you're not).

Engineered for the lifter who trains hard, texts worse, and never ghosts leg day — just people.

🧪 CottonFlex™ Tech: Stretches where it counts, especially when you're flexing for your ex's cousin
🔥 ShameShield™ Cut: Low sides for maximum air flow and minimum moral restraint
💦 DryTears™ Absorption: Soft cotton comfort for soaking up sweat... or your latest situationship
💅 Available in slutty sizes, obviously
📈 Boosts pump, confidence, and passive-aggressive story views

WHORE™ – It’s cotton. It’s chaos. It’s probably a red flag.

A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. 

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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