We Are The Weirdos, Mister GymFailz Tee

We Are The Weirdos, Mister GymFailz Tee

Dark. Dramatic. Delts.

You didn’t come here to blend in. You came to lift heavy and scare normies. Inspired by the iconic line from The Craft, this tee is for the lifter who shows up to the gym in all black, makes eye contact during squats, and probably has at least one crystal in their gym bag.

Printed in blood-red horror font on a soft black tee, this shirt hugs your gains and says, “I do spells and supersets.”

🦇 Soft cotton for comfort, witchcraft, and witchy fits
🔥 Form-fitting for max weird flex appeal
🕯️ Perfect for lifting, hexing, or cackling through your last burnout set
💅 Comes in slutty sizes — because all coven members should look hot

We’re not like the other gym rats. We’re GymFailz weirdos.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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