Muscle Up America GymFailz Tee

Muscle Up America GymFailz Tee
Because freedom isn’t free — it’s jacked.

This ain’t your average patriotic tee. This is Uncle Sam if he swapped the draft for deadlifts. With a shredded, vein-poppin’ Sam ready to flex liberty right in your face, this GymFailz original is built for legends who rep stars, stripes, and shoulder day without mercy.

Made from ultra-soft cotton that clings like a bald eagle to a protein bar, this tee is perfect for the gym, the grill, or doing curls with one hand while saluting the flag with the other.

💥 Vintage comic-book style graphic with serious pump energy
💪 Form-fitting cut that screams “land of the free, home of the gains”
🦅 Ideal for July 4th lifts, BBQ flexes, or scaring Europeans at the airport
💅 Available in all-American (and slutty) sizes — XS to 5XL

Muscle Up, America. We the people… lift heavy.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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