Protein Pump Pray Gainz GymFailz Tee

Protein Pump Pray Gainz GymFailz Tee

Because these biceps are blessed and highly favored.

When you walk into the gym and whisper “Amen” before a heavy set, this is your official uniform. Featuring a statue-like saint of swole clutching dual protein shakes like holy relics, this tee turns the iron temple into a true house of gainz.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and spiritually infused with creatine and questionable preworkout, this shirt fits like a prayer and flexes like a sermon. Whether you're chasing salvation or just a sick pump, this tee delivers divine intervention — with triceps.

🙏 Heavenly soft cotton, no miracles required
💪 Holy trinity of Protein, Pump, and PRs
🔥 Built for blessings, benching, and post-lift reflection
💅 Available in slutty sizes — from XS to 5XL, because all body temples are welcome

May your sets be righteous, your reps be clean, and your protein never clump.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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