My First Ouija Board GymFailz Tee

My First Ouija Board™ – Lost Toy Line Edition
From the creators of mild trauma and questionable parenting.

Straight from the shelves of a forgotten 1980s toy aisle comes this totally inappropriate, definitely-should’ve-been-banned classic. My First Ouija Board™ was the game that taught kids valuable life lessons — like spelling, necromancy, and how to never sleep again.

Revived by GymFailz in full haunted glory, this tee features vintage-style cartoon art: two happy kids summoning unspeakable horrors with their new best friend, Death. Printed on a premium fitted tee that feels like it time-traveled straight from a cursed toy chest to your upper body.

🎁 Includes fake warning label: “Ages 4+ and/or spiritually reckless”
📺 Part of the RetroGymFailz: Dark Playtime Collection™
☠️ Reaper-approved comfort and throwback vibes
🔥 Tapered fit perfect for lifting, haunting, or school picture day

Collect them all before they collect you.
Only from GymFailz. No refunds from the underworld.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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