My First Ouija Board GymFailz Tank Top

My First Ouija Board™ – Lost Toy Line EditionFrom the creators of mild trauma and questionable parenting.
Straight from the shelves of a forgotten 1980s toy aisle comes this totally inappropriate, definitely-should’ve-been-banned classic. My First Ouija Board™ was the game that taught kids valuable life lessons — like spelling, necromancy, and how to never sleep again.
Revived by GymFailz in full haunted glory, this tee features vintage-style cartoon art: two happy kids summoning unspeakable horrors with their new best friend, Death. Printed on a premium fitted tee that feels like it time-traveled straight from a cursed toy chest to your upper body.
🎁 Includes fake warning label: “Ages 4+ and/or spiritually reckless”📺 Part of the RetroGymFailz: Dark Playtime Collection™☠️ Reaper-approved comfort and throwback vibes🔥 Tapered fit perfect for lifting, haunting, or school picture day
Collect them all before they collect you.Only from GymFailz. No refunds from the underworld.A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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