Muscle Up America Tank

Muscle Up America GymFailz Tank
Sleeves? Not in this country.

Uncle Sam didn't fight for your freedom just so you could skip arm day. This tank delivers red, white, and swole with a jacked, vein-popping Sam front and center, demanding reps, respect, and at least one patriotic grunt per set.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with a cut that shows off your freedom pipes, this tank is perfect for crushing PRs, flipping burgers, or strutting into the cookout like you own the Declaration of Delt Dependence.

🔥 Deep-cut sides for max airflow and bald eagle energy
🦅 Graphic so American, it might bench press the Constitution
💪 Fits tight across the chest, loose where it counts — just like your political opinions
💅 Available in slutty sizes — XS to 5XL, because freedom fits all

Muscle Up, America. Tanks for your service.

A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. 

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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