Light Me When the Boss Messages ‘Quick Call?’ at 4:57PM

Corporate Chaos Candles™ – GymFailz Collection

This isn’t just a candle — it’s a preemptive burnout warning in wax form.

Light it the moment your boss hits you with a “quick call?” as the clock strikes 4:57PM, and feel the slow, spicy rage of your unpaid overtime melt into the air. Smells like fried nerves, resentment, and the ghost of your lunch break.

Perfect for:
💼 Last-minute Zoom ambushes
🕔 Boundary violations disguised as “team culture”
📈 PowerPoint-induced existential dread

Whether you’re pretending to take notes or plotting your LinkedIn escape, this flame is your emotional support HR rep.

Scent: Choose your vibe from the dropdown
Mood: Pissed but polished
Burn time: Depends on how long they “just need five minutes” 🙃

Illuminate your space with this stylish Scented Soy Candle. Crafted from eco-friendly and non-toxic materials, it offers a delightful ambiance without compromising safety. The reusable glass vessel adds a touch of elegance, making it perfect for any room in your home. Choose from a variety of aromatic scents, like comforting Cinnamon Vanilla or the refreshing Sea Salt + Orchid, creating a cozy atmosphere ideal for relaxation or entertaining guests. This candle is perfect for fragrance lovers seeking organic solutions and is an excellent gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or holidays like Christmas. Embrace a soothing vibe while enhancing your living space with this must-have home accessory.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic materials
- Reusable glass vessel for decor
- Choose from nine aromatic scents
- Burning time of 50-60 hours
- Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.