Let This Candle Set the Tone for Whatever This Is

The vibe? Unclear. The mood? Dramatic. The scent? Unapologetically unwell.

Whether you’re doom-scrolling in a bath, rage-cleaning your gym bag, or just lighting something so your room doesn’t feel like a void — this candle gets it. It doesn’t ask questions. It just sets the tone… for whatever this is.

From the Functional Meltdown™ Collection, this candle is for people who romanticize their spiral and want their space to smell better than their decision-making.

🔥 Scent Vibes:

Delusional calm
A touch of aesthetic crisis
Hints of vague regret

Best lit while:

Avoiding eye contact with your to-do list
Rewriting the same text 5 times and still not sending it
Lifting your feelings and ghosting your therapist

🕯️ Clean burn. Chaotic undertones. No clear plan.
Let this candle set the tone. You don’t have to explain a thing.

Illuminate your space with this stylish Scented Soy Candle. Crafted from eco-friendly and non-toxic materials, it offers a delightful ambiance without compromising safety. The reusable glass vessel adds a touch of elegance, making it perfect for any room in your home. Choose from a variety of aromatic scents, like comforting Cinnamon Vanilla or the refreshing Sea Salt + Orchid, creating a cozy atmosphere ideal for relaxation or entertaining guests. This candle is perfect for fragrance lovers seeking organic solutions and is an excellent gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or holidays like Christmas. Embrace a soothing vibe while enhancing your living space with this must-have home accessory.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic materials
- Reusable glass vessel for decor
- Choose from nine aromatic scents
- Burning time of 50-60 hours
- Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.