H is for Horror GymFailz Tee

H is for Horror GymFailz Tee

Warning: May attract slashers, scream queens, and unspoken trauma.

This shirt is a love letter to the deranged, the disturbed, and the deadlifting. Styled like a vintage VHS genre warning and dripping in bloody nostalgia, it proudly declares your allegiance to the dark side of cinema and the squat rack.

From chainsaws and decapitated heads to cursed dumbbells and emotionally unavailable vampires, this tee covers all your favorite horror tropes — and yes, that includes your gym crush who never wipes down the bench.

🩸 Bold blood-red text with drippy details
🔪 Premium cotton blend soft enough to nap in… if you’re not being haunted
🎃 Ideal for October lifts, midnight marathons, or surviving cardio like it’s a final girl chase scene
💅 Available in slutty sizes (XS–5XL) — because horror is for everyone, darling

Persons living, dead, or undead require love of all things bloody and frightening. Especially your reps.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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