Deadlifts & Daddy Issues – GymFailz Scented Soy Candle

🕯️ Deadlifts & Daddy Issues – GymFailz Candle

Functional Meltdown Collection™

For the emotionally unavailable lifter who doesn’t skip glutes or guilt.

This candle is your go-to for bad decisions, heavy pulls, and working through your damage one rep (or flame) at a time. Whether you're lifting to forget or lighting it while texting someone you shouldn’t, Deadlifts & Daddy Issues sets the mood for personal records and personal reflection.

Choose from a selection of scents that range from “I’m fine, really” to “my playlist is 90% trauma.”

🔥 Vibe Highlights:

Cracks like your voice when someone asks “How’ve you been?”
Smells stronger than your emotional walls
Lights fast, burns slow, holds grudges

💅 Comes in a bold, grungy label from the Functional Meltdown Collection™, designed for anyone who’s ever cried during a cooldown stretch.
Warning: May cause reflection, regression, or rage squats.

Elevate your space with our charming Scented Soy Candle, the perfect blend of delightful aromas and eco-friendly living. This candle brings warmth and nostalgia into your home, creating a cozy atmosphere that invites relaxation. Whether you’re unwinding after a long day or setting the mood for a gathering, this candle fits seamlessly into your lifestyle. Ideal for friends and family who appreciate natural products, it makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Available in nine captivating scents, including Christmas Warmth and Apple Harvest, this candle is perfect for festive occasions and everyday enjoyment. Light one up and let the inviting fragrance fill your home!

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic: made from vegan, natural materials.
- Reusable glass vessel: clean and repurpose as decor after use.
- Multiple scent options: choose from nine unique aromas.
- Long burn time: enjoy 50-60 hours of aromatherapy bliss.
- Crafted in the USA with globally sourced materials.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.