Dead Weight GymFailz Tee

Dead Weight GymFailz Tee
For the lifter who’s dropped more than just reps.

This tee hits heavier than your last failed PR attempt. Featuring a cracked kettlebell rising from the gym graveyard and blood-red DEAD text dripping with doom, this shirt is a tribute to every drop, stumble, and spotterless tragedy that’s ever echoed through the iron temple.

Crafted from ultra-soft cotton with a form-hugging fit that clings to your chest and shoulders like your gym crush clings to leg day excuses. It’s breathable, flexible, and dramatic enough to wear to your next workout — or your next funeral for ego lifts.

💀 Killer graphic, zero judgment
🔥 Clean fit, spooky flex
🪦 Comfort that lasts longer than your grip strength

Join the GymFailz undead squad — because deadlifts don't always rise again.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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