Cosmos Skull Gymfailz Tee

Cosmos Skull GymFailz Tee

"You are stardust... now pick up the f*ing barbell."**

Description:

Inspired by Mac’s finest moment of sleeveless philosophy, this shirt smashes together death, space, and lifting into one glorious cosmic meltdown. A skull wrapped in planetary orbit. Galaxies erupting behind your eyeballs. The universe whispering: “Go up in weight.”

This is what happens when gym bros read one science article and dry scoop enlightenment.

🌌 Astro-anarchy meets death metal flex-core
💀 Intergalactic pump energy. Possibly haunted.
🪐 Perfect for PR attempts, space squats, or whispering “I am infinite” while curling
💅 Available in slutty sizes (XS to 5XL) because your existence is limitless

Wear it. Transcend. Then immediately fail a deadlift on camera.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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