Cosmos Skull GymFailz Tank

Cosmos Skull GymFailz Tank

"You are stardust... now pick up the f*ing barbell."**

Description:

Less sleeve, more soul rupture. This tank takes the Mac-inspired cosmic skull vision and lets your arms breathe as you spiral into gym-based existential crisis. It’s like wearing a Carl Sagan monologue that also screams “LFG” and slaps smelling salts.

🪐 Cosmic death skull, now with full lat exposure
🌌 Made for interdimensional pump rituals
💀 Looks like an album cover from a band that only plays in black holes
💅 Comes in slutty sizes (XS to 5XL) — because the multiverse is jacked and inclusive

Ideal for:

Stargazing mid-squat

Making aliens nervous

Asking “what even is mass, bro?” while curling a planet
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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