Buffy Will Patrol Tonight GymFailz Men's Tank Top

Buffy Will Patrol Tonight GymFailz Tank

Drawn by Giles. Approved by Slayers. Silent but deadly.

Inspired by the most awkward group presentation in TV history, this tank brings Giles’ iconic stick-figure masterpiece to life — straight from Season 4, Episode 10: Hush. When the Gentlemen stole everyone's voices, Giles gave us the greatest PowerPoint of all time: terrifying monsters, dramatic music, and this glorious doodle of Buffy with a stake.

Now it’s gym-ready.

Whether you’re lifting in silence or just vibing through your reps like a demon-hunting legend, this tank is soft, breathable, and unapologetically weird — just like that overhead transparency.

🧛 Hand-drawn slayer chic, straight from Giles’ finest overhead slide
📺 Ultra-soft cotton blend for silent PRs and awkward eye contact
🎯 Perfect for gym sessions, crypt patrols, or interpretive stake-fighting
💅 Available in slutty sizes, because Buffy said so

Buffy will patrol tonight. You’ll just have to lift without saying a word.

A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. 

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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