Blair Witch Hiking Club GymFailz Tee

Blair Witch Hiking Club Tee
Est. 1999 | Burkittsville’s sketchiest fitness collective.

Join the most mysterious (and possibly hexed) hiking club around — no compass required, just killer style. This form-fitting tee is built for those who like their trails dark, their gains heavy, and their shirts sculpted just right. The soft, breathable cotton blend molds to your physique like it was summoned just for you — hugging your arms, chest, and shoulders while giving your waist room to breathe.

🪵 Eerie-cool Blair Witch stick sigils on the front
🔥 Form-fitting cut that highlights the pump
🌲 Adventure-ready comfort with a supernatural edge

Whether you're exploring the woods or dodging workout demons, this tee is your go-to. Just don’t follow any piles of rocks…

Pro tip: Pair it with a headlamp, a protein bar, and questionable life choices.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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