Blair Witch Hiking Club GymFailz Tank

Blair Witch Hiking Club Tank
Burkittsville’s most exclusive (and possibly cursed) outdoor crew.

Ready to hit the trails, summon some spirits, and flex your way through the forest? This tank is for the brave few who laugh in the face of gym fails and supernatural stick figures. Made from a buttery-soft fabric with a vintage worn-in feel, it hugs your delts and drapes perfectly across your lats — giving you that effortlessly ripped look whether you're lifting, lounging, or getting lost in the woods.

🔥 Lightweight & breathable for max comfort
💪 Tapered fit that shows off the gains
🌲 Perfect for hikes, haunted adventures, or haunted hikes

Warning: Wearing this tank may lead to spontaneous summoning of PRs… or paranormal activity.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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