Almost PR! GymFailz Tee

Almost PR! GymFailz Tee

Because "almost" still counts... right? RIGHT?!

Welcome to the tee that perfectly captures that exact moment when you nearly became a legend — before gravity, your spotter, or your own weak will betrayed you. Whether the bar stalled an inch from glory or you rage-screamed mid-deadlift and still dropped it, this shirt gets it.

“ALMOST” is printed in a bold pink-to-orange fade like your hopes fading mid-rep, followed by that tiny, cruel +PR underneath — just to rub it in. It’s the kind of passive-aggressive fit that lets everyone know you tried your hardest... and failed publicly.

💪 Soft cotton for crying into after your 92% lift
🎯 Athletic fit for full range of motion during dramatic gym exits
🔥 Great for workouts, wallowing, or post-fail protein binges
💅 Available in slutty sizes — XS to 5XL, because failure is inclusive

Wear it like a badge of dishonor. Almost PR... still counts for character development.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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